About Me

Hi there. My name is Jeremy Schwartz and you are currently browsing through my fancy website. Why is that? Most likely because you’re looking for a talented developer. It just so happens I’m looking for a badass project. Fate has obviously bought us together. Let’s do this.

A little about me

I’m a well-seasoned creator of all things, Interweb. I’ve been a designer, developer, manager and for a short time, even a teacher. I’ve worn every hat on the rack and managed to do backflips while doing it. I am disgusted by sloppy / lazy web design and I will spend the rest of my life fighting to destroy it! Join me in my battle.

A little about this site

Below you’ll find some random stats about me. I track everything I do in life like it’s some kind of micro Xbox Achievement. With the help of my smart phone and a few fancy pieces of software I’ve written, I can display all that data here. What’s the point? There really isn’t one. Just an example to show you the cool stuff I can make with you.

June 15, 2018 at 07:19PM	Toasty Subs	I feel like every person working at this Denney's has tried Meth at least once.	http://4sq.com/2tlAbPn	http://maps.google.com/maps/api/staticmap?center=38.609535,-90.324021&zoom=16&size=710x440&maptype=roadmap&sensor=false&markers=color:red%7C38.609535,-90.324021

Currently Watching:

Star Trek: Picard
Episode: 1
Season: 1
Updated 4 years ago

Currently Reading:

The Martian
by Andy Weir
100% complete
Updated 4 years ago

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